Dear Anonymous

You are so brave, but stupid and thats too bad but maybe you should join the army i hear they need more people like you

Thats right, people-who-read-this-blog, I have cultivated and harvested me another anonymous troll. I have a feeling I probably know this person but I also have a feeling that this person lives a sad, mundane existence.

Why would I be led to believe so? Because of the following:

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "UnDoing":
Don't flatter yourself, darling. Your (self professed) lack of hygiene is not sexy.
Sorry. Better luck next time.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Dear Andrzej":
"ps. read mills essay On Liberty to read more about how he is against the tyranny of the majority, and how it hinders liberty in many a great ways. mill was a liberal, but resented the possible tyrannies that liberal theory could produce"

Those who live in a glass house should refrain from throwing stones.

Newsflash: It is still a democracy, if the majority votes in favor of something you do not agree with.

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "January Rain":
Could you be any more condescending?
My heart breaks for your boyfriend. Woman, you need to be kept on a leash.

Sad mundane existence proof 1: you wish i cared that you think im unsexy. "Better luck next time"? do you get all your neat little sayings from 8 balls? you clearly sound sexy fun and interesting, what with your idiotic repetition of catch-phrases that actually dont make sense. What next time, you think you have a next time? pffft, if you are talking to me through my blog, you clearly dont have a next time. you might have had a last time, and it probably sucked.

Sad mundane existence proof 2: you actually read that long ass post from whenever-ago. And the best thing you thought up was some sad, mundane quote and that you would start your intelligent comment with the word "newsflash". people who start off an insult with newsflash should get out of the 90's.

Sad mundane existence proof 3: while you clearly know me, you still insist that i should be impressed with you, which I probably in real life am not, and thats why you have reverted to communicating with me anonymously through my blog.

Sad mundane existence proof 4: you are trying to convince me that what i write is dumb and doesnt matter while clearly you just spent a few hours reading it.

Sad mundane existence proof 5: you came back for more. if its so bad, you dont have to read it. but it would appear that its not really your interest in the writing that draws you here as much as your cowardly desire to matter to me. How sad. how mundane.

I could keep going. I mean I really could. But now thinking about how sad and mundane an existence you live is making me feel a bit sad, and it is getting mundane to keep telling you how pathetic you are to take out your angst on my blog.

Dear readers, does this coward justify his existence to me again? Tune in later for more condescending fun. Either that or it gets so dumb I start moderating comments and dont give this sad and pathetic existence an avenue to get off.

Sometimes cutting them off from their little importance-games is the healthiest favour you can do for them.