January Rain

it is definitely raining outside.

El Nino sounds a lot better than human caused global warming


today someone told me a story about how mokeys fight huge wars over territory, and i was like, yeah why do you think they had to start fighting over it

i jumped over a barricade at the steps at a bridge because ITS RAINING THERES NO ICE AND I DONT WANT TO WALK AROUND and then some older dude at the lights thanked me for showing him how to do that, finally and i said no problemo

along the path near my house is trendy jogger ville where joggers wearing hundreds worth of equipment or cool yoga clothing jog slash trot by ponytails a swaying or if you are a guy buns a twitching and it really makes me want to take up smoking along those trails

me im a swimmer for exercise something erotic about getting so nude in public it makes you want to stay in the water a bit longer for the swim and if you have goggles? GIRLFRIEND you are a silent film voyer underwater

i went to a class and didnt like the people in the front row already when the profs like OKAY who knows KANT and everyone at the 4th year level knows him but its whoever feels like shooting up their hand and introducing themselves and the smart people in the class who explains a cute summary of kant, thank you gidget the real geniuses are reading a newspaper in the back

im going to go do it again tommorrow i get to meet a prof that my boyfriend was in LOVE with like i heard a story today that he would bring home ?pictures? of her to his roommate and profess his love for her but he makes fun of me for liking my prof at least i read his stuff and dont just oggle pictures of her weirdo

if she is at all smarter than me i will explode and write her off completely because she might mispronounce nietzsche though she wont cover nietzsche because she is teaching lame international ethics because she sucks that much

or i will try to be smarter than her quietly and correct her corrections of my work and leave them around her office and then one day she sees me and my boyfriend together and im all like pff, amateur.

no i am being flippant and im tired but im waiting around for something else to happen today

love
chelsea